Rocky Horror Remake? POR QUE?!

Okay all drag queens, trannies, and fans of Susan Sarandon, I am sorry, but they are re-making the cult classic Rocky Horror Picture Show. Not only are they just re-making it, MTV's making. Are you kidding me? What does MTV know about Rocky Horror? Has every one of their employers been de-virginized? No, I don't think so. And, get this, Tim Curry isn't even scheduled to be in it? If Tim Curry isn't doing it who could possibly be an adequate replacement? I can only think of Rupaul. But, baby, if Rupaul did it, would Mr. Curry as we know it disappear? I shall not stand for this. I'm either going to be starring in this movie, or boycotting it. Haven't decided yet. Very difficult decision for me. Oh, I remeber when I got de-virginized. I got up on stage, and I was told to get on my knees while the "reverend" poured whipped cream into my mouth, followed by a maraschino cherry. Luckily my friend was behind me, so it wasn't awkward when she had to eat the cherry out of my mouth. Oh! And I had to bend over and sing twinkle twinkle little star while multiple people slapped my ass, multiple times. After that I was sent to my seat, while my friend was up there with about four other people having to fake an orgasm. Ah. Memories.