speidi??? who are they again?

Oh thats right. They're that obnoxious couple from that one show on that one channel. I mainly refer to them as "Flesh colored beard man" and the other one, coined by none other than Joel McHale. Sadly they actually have names. I guess that kind of proves that they are human, note the kind of. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are as follows:

I am convinced that these two people should not be allowed to interact with small children. I have no doubt that another sentence uttered from one of these idiots mouths would make a crocodile shed tears, seriously. These people are so f%#*ing annoying that E! News won't even report on them. And we all know what a journalism whore E! News is (Damn you Ryan Seacrest and your frosted tips that went out of style in the late 90's). 

Now mainly I hate Heidi Montag because I really don't feel bad for her as most people do. You see its Spencer I feel bad for. I honestly believe he was just born this way and no treatment(including electric shock therapy) could fix this wretched man. Now Miss Montag on the other hand repeatedly just opens her mouth, and shit falls out. This morning I was watching The View(Yes, that The View, we can talk about my guilty pleasure later. And for the record, I only really watch "Hot Topics"), and the girls brought up the fact that a one Heidi Montag stated that women can cry their way out of anything, and use tears to get a head in life. 

I have one thing to say......YOU SUCK HEIDI MONTAG! 

Yeah. 

Sorry for my long intro to one statement. Yet, I feel as if you all agree with me. And if you don't, I don't really care.